Funny Jokes!!
(1)President Clinton had been walking around the White House and going to meetings all day with a pair of pink ladies' panties on his arm.
Reporters and staff observed this phenomenon and, of course, wondered what he was doing. At an afternoon press conference Sam Donaldson got brave enough to ask him why he had a pair of ladies' panties on his arm.
The President replied: "It's the patch; I'm trying to quit."
(2)A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?
The Yale grad responded, they taught us not to piss on our hands.
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Wanna Insult Someone?
"Shut up"
If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!
"Your girl friend is so ugly....."
...the plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
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